Hey! I’m Lisa. I currently reside in the Great White North, where the polar bears roam wild, and the maple syrup is on tap. I’m just your average Canadian neighbour holding a Timmies cup, wearing a hockey jersey, and cooking up some poutine.
Now Entering the World of Kitchen Wizardry and Canadian Nonsense
About the Site
My main goal is to create a solid foundation for anyone who’s a beginner or just wants to know some stuff. I want Canuck Kitchen to be recognized as your one-stop shop for everything culinary related, with some random nonsense in between. This website will always be a continuous work in progress. (Which is awesome, because that means we will always be in touch!)
I truly believe balance is key. While your body is a temple, it’s definitely OK to indulge here and there. The Kitchen Wizards want to give you the best of both worlds! We will have everything from “shortcut” recipes to homemade and everything in between. Let’s be real, most of us have full-time jobs, pets, kids, annoying husbands, etc. Give yourself a break!
Since I have a ton of different interests (and personalities, haha!), I’ve decided to cram all that miscellaneous stuff into a sub-category. Thus, I introduce to you… Canuck Kitchen Lifestyle which you can find by clicking here.
I think that covers it quite nicely. Scroll down below for some FAQs if you’d like to know more. Feel free to message me on any of my social media accounts if you have further questions.
Now onwards! The kitchen is calling!
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Recent Posts
- Canuck Kitchen Daily Happenings: Volume 11
- How to Make Classic Crispy Rice Squares
- How to Make Chocolate Peanut Butter No Bake Cookies
- How to Make Cottage Cheese Pancakes
- Borrowed Flavours – A New Canuck Kitchen Subsection
Frequently Asked Questions
Who are the “Kitchen Wizards”?
You’re looking at her. That’s right, it’s just me. Wizard is plural on purpose, so that everyone believes that I have an army behind me that supports my constant shenanigans. That being said, I am always accepting applications from humans that are equally as nuts as I am. Also, I always appreciate any feedback and comments.
Do you get paid to write all this?
What I tell people: You bet I do!
Reality: Uncontrollably sobbing as I type free content while also working nonstop.
Is winter your only season?
Contrary to popular belief, we actually do experience seasonal changes. They are:
– Extremely humid or rainy “summer” (Yes, that word exists up here).
– Almost winter
– Winter has finally arrived, and it’s INSANELY LONG
– Spring, is that you?
– Nope…
– Construction
Does everyone live in an igloo?
Yes, we do! All of our igloos come equipped with WiFi. During the “summer” when our igloos melt, we build forts out of hockey sticks.
How do you get to work with all the snow?
I ride my pet polar bear. On days when he’s hungover, I ski. After the snow melts in the spring/summer, I take my canoe through the melted water.
Which religion is the most popular?
Maple syrup.
What languages do they speak up there?
R-rated Canadian. Yes, that includes children too. They teach it in school.